An Ian is an extremely special person. Yes he's intelligent, witty, sarcastic, sweet and funny. He IS many, many things. He says exactly what he thinks and feels exactly when he wants to. Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 9 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. He's addictive like chocolate ~ with you always wanting more. An Ian is a very detail oriented person, he notices everything. Armed with his thoughts and a good sized vocabulary women are sure to get moist when speaks. Ian's are very sexual and arouse easily. They crave deep intense sexual interaction with mainly dark haired women. Ian's have very, very thick cocks and there is huge debate whether carpets and curtains match, but Ian's brush it off and say "yo are color blind". Ian's always brighten your day and if you have one in your life... ( kind of like a leprechaun) don't ever let him go.
I love my Ian!
by S. McHamilton October 12, 2014
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Ian; the guy that can make you laugh even when you don't want to smile. Ian's are often very trustworthy & funny. he makes your heart stop when you make eye contact with him & he's very committed when he's in a relationship. He may be clingy but it's only because he cares. He's very easy to talk to & he's an amazing boyfriend.

Love you, Ian<3.
Person 1: omg, her boyfriend is sooo sweet & caring.

Person 2: His name must be Ian.
by hey guise. February 20, 2013
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A smart, cute, funny boy who can make any one smile. Exspecially the love of his life, he loves her to death. His sweetness is memorible and his smile is impeccable. His laugh is memorizing. You fall in love with his personality instantly. You will never forget him, as hard as you try.
Ian gives me a lady boner.
by Hellojoyceeee July 12, 2014
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Ian's are lovable and sweet and always can make you laugh. They may have a hard time defending themselves but they will always defend you. Take care of and love an Ian you don't want to lose him.
He is soo sweet and loving he must be an Ian.
by brookec December 11, 2017
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Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here.

Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.
Sam: "You know Ian, right?"

Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse!"

Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it"

Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"
by Axires September 26, 2011
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He's an amazing boy, and does everything in his will to make you happy. He has a smile that can light up a whole room and make your heart stop. You will always catch his eyes when you first see them, big and brown. He wants to be with you forever and wouldn't trade you for the world. He calls you beautiful every day and knows how to make you happy. I love you, Ian :)
Person: Did you see Ian?
Me: How could you not? His smile is brighter than the sun :)
by kaaaaaaaaygw May 08, 2013
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