When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey February 12, 2016
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Colloquial term for paedophile. Term sweeties refers to the sweets paedos offer to young children to lure them in (namely Worthers Originals).
Have you seen old man John at No.12? I swear he is a sweeties man, always watching the youts play outside!
by AlphaOmega4917 December 31, 2016
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When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.
oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.
by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017
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A guy named Sydney because mom wanted a girl
"I thought Sydney was a girl's name" NO ITS SYDNEY MAN
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A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.
I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.
by DonBIll February 15, 2016
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