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International Security Assistance Force: Multinational force responsible for providing security and reconstruction to Afghanistan.
40 Nations make up the ISAF including Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, other European countries, Australia, New Zealand, Azerbaijan, Jordan, Turkey and Singapore.
by Phillllllllllip July 10, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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(n) ISAF - A group of people dedicated to loving the host nation's community whether they like it or not.
(v) ISAF'd - To force care on a group of people, which is usually considered borderline harassment or rape.
(v) ISAF'd - To force care on a group of people, which is usually considered borderline harassment or rape.
(n) An ISAF convoy drove through Kandahar City today and accidentally ran over a goat and spent 2 million dollars to shut the local Afghan villagers complaining up.
(v) The patrol went through the village and ISAF'd the shit out of the kids by giving them clothes we used to wear back in the 80's as well as pens, penicillin, water and radios. Later that day the same kids shot at the patrol.
(v) The patrol went through the village and ISAF'd the shit out of the kids by giving them clothes we used to wear back in the 80's as well as pens, penicillin, water and radios. Later that day the same kids shot at the patrol.
by Bilestorm September 01, 2011
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The International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) was the NATO led multinational military force in Afghanistan from 2001 - 2014. At the height of combat operations in Afghanistan, over 50 countries were part of ISAF.
With American troops who served in Afghanistan, ISAF was also known as: I Saw Americans Fighting, I Suck At Fighting (in reference to ISAF countries not engaged in combat operations while in Afghanistan), and I Shop At AAFES (Army and Air Force Exchange Service). During my second deployment to Afghanistan, when I would make resupply trips to Kandahar Airfield in 2007, the Post Exchange (PX) there was always filled with Coalition soldiers, buying up everything in the PX. Every time I would go to the PX to get some toiletries, there would always be a group of Romanian soldiers leaving the PX with foot lockers filled with snacks and clothes.
With American troops who served in Afghanistan, ISAF was also known as: I Saw Americans Fighting, I Suck At Fighting (in reference to ISAF countries not engaged in combat operations while in Afghanistan), and I Shop At AAFES (Army and Air Force Exchange Service). During my second deployment to Afghanistan, when I would make resupply trips to Kandahar Airfield in 2007, the Post Exchange (PX) there was always filled with Coalition soldiers, buying up everything in the PX. Every time I would go to the PX to get some toiletries, there would always be a group of Romanian soldiers leaving the PX with foot lockers filled with snacks and clothes.
by TnVol99 September 28, 2020