Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Internal Revenue Service
the band of thieves sanctioned by the govenment to take money from you in the form of income taxes and on anything you ever buy so congress has the trillions of dollars it needs to waste on pork, and projects that do nothing to benefit society, except the few people that will help keep them in office.
the band of thieves sanctioned by the govenment to take money from you in the form of income taxes and on anything you ever buy so congress has the trillions of dollars it needs to waste on pork, and projects that do nothing to benefit society, except the few people that will help keep them in office.
The IRS reposessed my car because I couldn't pay the taxes on it.
Although I won a new boat, I had to sell it to pay the taxes on it to the IRS.
Although I won a new boat, I had to sell it to pay the taxes on it to the IRS.
by TuffEagle July 16, 2004
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IRS aka "incompetent rich sh*theads." Large group of incompetent thieves who were so terrible at stealing our money that they gave the government a cut of the loot in order to get legalized. They remain incompetent, and if they make a mistake they charge YOU interest and penalties for not babysitting them while they do their thievery (because "It's YOUR responsibility to know that we messed up," says the IRS). The IRS is the last vestige of legalized slavery. Since the IRS is also lazy, they do not want to bother with actual slave owning and instead use fear to force Americans to "give" the government part of their earnings, since the IRS thinks it owns your labor. Hm, I believe that owning another person's labor against their will used to be considered SLAVERY.
by I. M. Angry July 10, 2008
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Infernal Revenue "Service" a cartel of supercriminals who hold Americans hostage for tribute money gathered each April 15th
by Anonymous July 28, 2003