An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.

Sexy ass nigga who loves to fuck bitches

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.