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Something most people on Urban Dictionary don't have.
His IQ is about that of someone who uses Urban Dictionary.
by John Tugboat January 03, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Something that I don't have a lot of.
I'm not sure what an IQ is, but Momma said mine is really low. I think it has something to do with my leg braces. I miss Momma.
by Forrest Gump September 04, 2003
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A bunch of nonsense fabricated by simpletons in an attempt to objectify a complex and subjective attribute known as intelligence. This measures the ability to perform simple mental tasks, which can be augmented by training and practice. IQ tests take no note of intuition and creativity, nor have any bearing on true intelligence. They have some relation to job success because only this simple minded interpretation is needed for repetitive and obedient tasks.
I have scored well over 140 on recognized IQ tests scored by 'certified psychologists' while half asleep, but don't give a shit. A truly intelligent person does not brag, but rather teaches, and realizes that a 'high IQ' means precisely dick, just as well as many other qualifications in modern society such as degrees, etc. Many feel intimidated by the real scope of intelligence thus they try to tame it and make it comprehensible on a 'normal' level rather than to truly develop it within themselves and increase the breadth of their perspective.
by Shadow Creator August 15, 2007
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A made up, fictional measurement of intelligence invented by Youtubers to clickbait viewers, And Rick and Morty fans to rub their intelligence in others faces.
Man: I just had a 10000 IQ play in Roblox: escape Spongbob Obby!
Woman: IQ doesn’t exist, idiot
by ShmexySocks January 06, 2021
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Intelligence Quota. A number distributed to give people something to boast about, so they don't have to worry about real world accolades and achievement.
People boast about how IQ is genetic and predicts everything in life, while popping Adderall pills.
by Pizzlej February 12, 2019
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1. abbreviation for internet quiz

2. abbreviation for intelligence quotient,

both pointless, and a waste of time


1. y are there so many I.Q's around, are people really that bored?

2. the average I.Q is 100, i got a 98...i loose
by The airhead guy January 17, 2009
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