In India an IPO has a whole new meaning due to so many Indians pooping anywhere on the streets, railroad tracks and on the beaches.
This IPO has nothing to do with selling company stocks for the first time as in "Initial Public Offering".
It means, "Indians Poop Outside", which is definitely could also be considered an "Indian Public Offering".
This IPO has nothing to do with selling company stocks for the first time as in "Initial Public Offering".
It means, "Indians Poop Outside", which is definitely could also be considered an "Indian Public Offering".
John: What was that Indian doing on the beach with his pants down?
Patel: Oh that! That is normal, that was an IPO.
John: What? He was not selling stocks?
Patel: Don't laugh, we are all geniuses.
John: Oh yeah! I am sure for Indian logic an "Indian Pooping Outside" also means "Indian Public Offering".
Patel: Oh that! That is normal, that was an IPO.
John: What? He was not selling stocks?
Patel: Don't laugh, we are all geniuses.
John: Oh yeah! I am sure for Indian logic an "Indian Pooping Outside" also means "Indian Public Offering".
by LaRoach March 17, 2019
initial public offering
verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market
verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market
by pimp19104 October 24, 2007
"Initial Public Offering"
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1 (future)
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.
2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.
2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
by jtoy2112 July 26, 2011
by Tim April 26, 2004
Instant Piss Off
An IPO would be the water hose getting kinked, and now you have to walk all the way back around the house to unkink it. Anything that causes sudden annoyance.
by GardenHo August 15, 2010
Instant Peace Out! Getting out of a situation that you do not want to be in, or simply just peace someone out.
by Jmoney1 April 22, 2008
An acronym of "Instant Peace Out", IPO.
As explained by a pot smoking friend of mine, when cops become suddenly present in a situation such as a party with illegal substances or underage drinkers, the term is used to respectfully and covertly state your intention to leave immediately without further question or discussion so as not to deal with the consequences of the situation.
As explained by a pot smoking friend of mine, when cops become suddenly present in a situation such as a party with illegal substances or underage drinkers, the term is used to respectfully and covertly state your intention to leave immediately without further question or discussion so as not to deal with the consequences of the situation.
by moemag21 February 16, 2008