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Inanimate Object I'd Like To Fuck

An object i.e. Album, Movie, Video game, ect. you think is so awesome you would like to to have intercourse with it.
Person 1: Hey have you heard The Holly Springs Disaster album Motion Sickness Love
Person 2: Yeah it's such a IOILF
by Ava100 February 03, 2010
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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