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IOC or Internal Oral Commentary is a assesment of the IB english course. Students are required to have knowledge of 2 or 5 texts depending if they are doing standard or high level english. The student is given one 40 line passage upon which to prepare a 12 minute speech in 20 minutes. It requires master bullshitting since few are able to in depth analyse everything in all 5 books before their IOC. Common side effects include crying, anxiaty, word blocks, and death.
How did Alex go on his IOC? He ran away crying before he entered the room.
by AcedtheIOC June 12, 2011
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Incidental Oral Contact
Mike's lips were burning after he experienced I. O. C. with a stripper in the club. His friends Tom and Roger suggested that he visit the clinic.
by Cardoc January 19, 2011
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Spineless. When you (as an individual or an organization) resolve to do the right thing, then chicken out like a complete wuss. Probably because you sold out for the money.
I though you had principles, but I was wrong. So IOC.
by subfuzion July 25, 2016
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