Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.
Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."
Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."
Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."
Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
by The Ging May 10, 2010
a way of describing some one who hates tech, and tech hates that person. these people usually end up breaking something or failing completely.
dude, you're technology illiterate
by i like you. weeee December 06, 2010
by obamaisoverparty May 23, 2020
When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
by Satan. July 13, 2003
Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 04, 2010
Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014