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Inconveniently Long Dick
Taylor's ILD is like Thor's Mjolnir - swing it and it'll take him anywhere.
by Taylor's Quote November 15, 2012
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May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.
Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"

Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
by My hand hurts. November 21, 2007
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Contraction for I-Would, usually used by smart-asses or foreigners.
I'ld definitely go to that show if I were you!
by -jacob April 16, 2006
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Me: Ayyo, look at diss dress!
Lisa: Omg! ILD!
by rawrrawrr16 September 06, 2011
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Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.
by M. Wong June 26, 2006
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A shortened way to say, "I like dat"
Oooo, you're bringing over take out for dinner? ild
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by kenjataimu December 23, 2019
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