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Short for: If I Had A Penis Plan

When a female gives a male advice on how he should deal with a specific problem/ situation.
Guy: It is so expensive to go out in NYC.

Girl: Why don't you just pregame hard then go out.

Guy: I'm not a chick, I don't get drinks bought for me after the pregame.

Girl: Well that's what I would do in your situation.

Guy: So is that your IHAPP for not spending a lot when you go out?
by m.fucci November 12, 2009
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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