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Joey has IDS, be nice to him.
by Kiko December 19, 2003
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Impressive Dick Syndrome.

A fortunate disorder in males that gives them a very impressive dick.
Ralph has IDS; he gets all of the ladies.
by noproblem23 April 30, 2011
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Instantaneous Dumping Sensation. The feeling where you're fine one moment, and filled with dump in your intestines the next. No matter what you're doing, even sex, it causes you to have to sprint to the crapper as fast as you can. The need to relieve looms overhead when this occurs.
IDS FTL ='(

omfg man, i was fin but den i ned 2 dump =(

10 minutes later...

YAYAYE! i relieved >=Ð
by Henry McMorenski. January 22, 2006
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Information Disclosure Statement
Statement citing other patents and articles that relate to the invention you are trying to get patented.

Quite possibly the most boring and uninteresting work i have ever wasted my time and energy on. When its a big one, you feel like jumping out of the 12th story floor you are working on and taking the whole thing with you.
Attorney: Please do this 755 reference IDS.
Assistant: Hold on, im looking for my gun.
Attorney: What for?
Assistant: BANG!
by WorkerBee March 21, 2007
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Itchy dick syndrome.

A male or hermaphrodite, with a itchy penis.
Hey d00d did you hear Kyle has poison ivy?
Yeah Chris said he's got it on his peen too. Hah bro he's got ids.
by Trinautizzle January 14, 2009
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Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.
Jord has IDS, be nice to him.
by Melissa June 12, 2004
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