IANAL 

I am not a lawyer

IANAL, but it seems to me that the lawsuit was doomed to fail.

IANAL by ianality June 23, 2003

iAnal 

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

iAnal by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008

IANAL 

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!

IANAL by RIAA Drug Dealer December 20, 2004

IAALOL 

"I am actually laughing out loud"

Only to be used in the actual event.....unlike the complete over use of lol, which is now pronounced as a word which is treason.

John: What were you up to tonight?
Peter: I was touching your 8 year old brother while you slept
John: IAALOL

IAALOL by k1ngie August 26, 2013

Ianarius 

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)

Ianarius by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021

I am innalillah 

Muslim people when they are so shocked, happy and like, done; they are on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

I am innalillah after seeing that FOB guy describing a convertible car as “car without a cover”🤣🤣

I am deceased after seeing that video of the boy starting his salat/namaz to avoid getting beat up by her mom because he saw his younger siblings were getting beat up by their mom.

I am innalillah by Neal_ December 13, 2021

Inalm 

A combination of intense and calm. A chill, almost peaceful feeling in an environment that is active or potentially dangerous.
-Driving at night
-Skateboarding at night
-Skydiving
-Eye of a hurricane
-Thunder storms
-Listening to Heth and Jed at Penn Station

Watching all these hurried people run to their train at Penn Station while some chill Heth and Jed music was playing, was so inalm.

Inalm by Captain Sketch April 26, 2009