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Acronym, short for "I ain't got no internet!"
Term used to describe agitating people who call I.T. help desks a say that they, in some way, cannot access the internet. Also used to describe the frustration of the vagueness of the problem itself (Is your Ethernet cable plugged in? Is your WiFi router on? Are you sure you choose a WiFi network? etc.)
Term used to describe agitating people who call I.T. help desks a say that they, in some way, cannot access the internet. Also used to describe the frustration of the vagueness of the problem itself (Is your Ethernet cable plugged in? Is your WiFi router on? Are you sure you choose a WiFi network? etc.)
Customer: Hello, I am having a problem with my computer.
I.T. Guy 1: Okay, what is your problem.
Customer: My computer can't seem to connect to the internet.
I.T. Guy 1: (Away from phone) We have another I.A.G.N.I. problem.
I.T. Guy 2: Really, just choose a network already people.
I.T. Guy 1: Is the Ethernet cable plugged in?
Customer: Yes, it is.
I.T. Guy 1: Is the light next to it blinking?
Customer: No, should it.
I.T. Guy 2: (In the background) oh COME ON!
I.T. Guy 1: Please remove the cable and plug it back in, the light should start blinking afterwards.
Customer: Okay, its working now. Thank you.
I.T. Guy 1: Have a good day. (Hangs up.)
I.T. Guy 2: Idiot.
I.T. Guy 1: I know, right. Can't say I.A.G.N.I. without agony.
I.T. Guy 1: Okay, what is your problem.
Customer: My computer can't seem to connect to the internet.
I.T. Guy 1: (Away from phone) We have another I.A.G.N.I. problem.
I.T. Guy 2: Really, just choose a network already people.
I.T. Guy 1: Is the Ethernet cable plugged in?
Customer: Yes, it is.
I.T. Guy 1: Is the light next to it blinking?
Customer: No, should it.
I.T. Guy 2: (In the background) oh COME ON!
I.T. Guy 1: Please remove the cable and plug it back in, the light should start blinking afterwards.
Customer: Okay, its working now. Thank you.
I.T. Guy 1: Have a good day. (Hangs up.)
I.T. Guy 2: Idiot.
I.T. Guy 1: I know, right. Can't say I.A.G.N.I. without agony.
by floppy_hard_seabass November 15, 2018
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011