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A person typically of the female gender, who appears to have but one leg and slightly leans as she ever-so drunkenly falls flat on her face, yes she is then leaning with the plain.
Also a very large house trained pig with her titties hangin to the floor, she appears to always be leaning to milk those little hogs
Also a very large house trained pig with her titties hangin to the floor, she appears to always be leaning to milk those little hogs
Oh my god Jack, look it's I-lean and she has been drinkin again, she's horizontal with the plain.
Hey I-lean quit draggin your milk infested breasts on the floor please, and while your at it pick your damn gut off the floor when you walk dammit!
Hey I-lean quit draggin your milk infested breasts on the floor please, and while your at it pick your damn gut off the floor when you walk dammit!
by shawn Peterson November 11, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean
Man2-How do you know that?
Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol
Man2-How do you know that?
Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol
by Troubledemon February 24, 2010