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"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.
Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.
by Danky Dank Dank December 09, 2020
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A customized program to teach basic reading and math skills mandated by school districts to justify their purchase and despised by students.
"Did you know that there are five pages of iReady definitions on Urban Dictionary?"
"Yeah, it's ironic that all the complainers have grammar so profoundly shitty that they probably could have used a little practice on iReady."
"Yeah, it's ironic that all the complainers have grammar so profoundly shitty that they probably could have used a little practice on iReady."
by deathbyiready April 28, 2020
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A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.
by green socks January 04, 2021
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A bad educational tool that has been expressed as bad, causing depression, Etc. by multiple studies, but is still used.
And also has the cringiest animations ever.
And also has the cringiest animations ever.
by AnOrganism February 18, 2021
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Ken: What'd you do in math today?
Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.
Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.
by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020