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A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.
by iready January 22, 2020
15
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019
16
a school website that has no place in a modern society as it causes procrastination, lowers grades and causes a fit of depression then suicidal thoughts
hey how is math
we have to do iready
what you gonna do to get ready
use amazon prime shipping to get my nylon paracord noose in time to hang myself
we have to do iready
what you gonna do to get ready
use amazon prime shipping to get my nylon paracord noose in time to hang myself
by big gunline August 22, 2018
17
Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.
by SuperDuckwithpucks April 01, 2019
19
used early on in elementary starting in 3rd grade. Most famous known method of torture and suffering, it is the 1# most feared Death Row sentence only used on the most severe offenders. Some say the creator of this horrific site has committed sudoku via taking a diagnostic and doing a lesson. Side effects include, Suicidal thoughts, Failure, Low self-esteem, Depression, and chronic headaches.
"ay yo what we doin in the english class?"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"
by NostalgicUrban December 15, 2019
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A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.
Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..
by drazini May 02, 2018