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When a man is so totally repulsed by a woman that when his mate asks him "would you..." he replies with the above.

Similar to "I wouldn't shag her with someone else's dick" or "I wouldn't shag her with a stolen dick"
Girl walking down the street wearing a mini skirt, big boobs bouncing in a tight top, hair flowing. But she's the local bike, everybody has been up her.

Mark: Would you...

James: Fuck off, i wouldn't fuck her with a bag of dicks
by ainebaby October 16, 2010
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