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When something is so funny, unbelievable and random, this will cause one to feel metaphorically dead.
Girl: That was so funny!

Boy: I know, I’m dead, hahahahahaha
by abstracted. lmc April 03, 2018
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word
that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️
by ztheballerz November 27, 2018
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Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wowfactor.
I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.
by HamBroDawgg November 17, 2017
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A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.
Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.
by Bricked March 12, 2021
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When something is funny, dying of laughter
Person One: yo did you see the news?
Person Two: What happened?
Person One: 2 planes hit the World Trade Center.
Person Two: Really? I’m Dead. 😂
by 9YearOldArmy December 06, 2018
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