I'm in

What a man says after placing his Tiny Rick into his lady's gapping chasm.

Her: Oh baby, give it to me!
Him: I'm in.
Her: oh...😢

by Smackum Yackum September 13, 2022

I'm on

Means you're not off.

Yeah I'm on!

by apocalipstick November 24, 2007

the shorthand of; "I am so"
a.k.a. the abbreviation of; "I am so"
the phonetic instance you hear when people speak fast; "I am so"

I'ms scared of covid.
I'ms afraid of loneliness.

by xeyroe August 3, 2021

"I'm be" is a shortened version of "I am going to be."

I'm be there. I'm be honest with you.

by Ekztirok December 18, 2018

A way of insulting an idiot, by sarcastically claiming to be them. Simply say "I'm.." and then say their name.

Jacob: *farts on a cute girl*
Tony: I'm jacob.

by thegreat_1 December 3, 2010

Addict: Naw, man...I can't pay you the money.
Dealer: I'm-a pop a cap in your ass, beeyatch.

by Minstrel March 6, 2003