Urban Dictionary: I'm Dead

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You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."

by critchet September 26, 2013

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You are dead. You are gone from this universe. You are no longer existing, only your inactive body lying down somewhere. ORRRRRRR YOU ARE JUST EXAGGERATING BECAUSED YOU LAUGHED TO HARD.

"Whats the difference between a truck load of bricks & a truck load of dead babies" "What" "You can't use pitchforks on bricks ;3". "Hahaha... Im dead inside ._." (I need help)

by TerribleYetFunnyPerson June 16, 2018

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I'm dead

When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds

Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived

by Where_am_I November 06, 2018

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When a dumbass is trying to get attention/views on what they have posted something and it's not that funny

OMG im dead

by THE_MEME_GOD February 28, 2018

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I'm Dead

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD

by WakkaRexo July 27, 2017

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i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked

by JessicaMMFH August 21, 2019

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IMDEAD

When you feel so bored you feel like your dead

IMDEAD cuz I’m so bored

by ILIkEWoRdsYuM February 24, 2020

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