Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.
Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.
by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015
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Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.
Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..
by Randal M. April 08, 2007
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