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**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
by IgnasAntans July 18, 2020
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005