Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak