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Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
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Phrase: A euphemism for wearing one's FitBit while masturbating to increase the daily step count through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying, "I need steps!" before walking briskly to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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