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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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I need steps

Phrase: A euphemism for wearing one's FitBit while masturbating to increase the daily step count through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying, "I need steps!" before walking briskly to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

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