i'll let you fuck me because you're rich

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.

spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

A manipulative figure of speech which is almost always used in conjuction with a let-down, when somebody who is particularly popular or attractive is trying to politely tell somebody with quite an opposite set of characteristics exactly how little he or she would like to do with them, and would rather see them be raped by a vicious group of baboons than, for example, date them.

Said when somebody can't stand you but wants to say something nice. When they can't find something specific to compliment, they say they like you as a whole instead. weak.