When you wanna have sex with someone so you ask the out and on your date you ask if you can have sex. She says yes. You now get under the covers together and you go right under the covers. You look at her pussy. You lick, kiss, and put your dick in it. You put your nose in it and smell it. You yell, "SQUISH ME!!!" and she puts her big, sexy, butt on you. You cum all over it and your penis wants to explode. She yells "FUCK ME!!!" and your rock solid dick cums all over her. She goes full under the blankets with you and you are squished by her boobs. She swallows your cum and you pee on her. You French kiss and go to sleep in the 69 position. (Nice)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods