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The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."
"I couldn't care less."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 06, 2013
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A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.
David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!
Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
by SeanJohn August 02, 2006
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The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.
person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!
person 2: i don't care.
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!
person 2: i don't care.
by tenyaiida July 08, 2020