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An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.
The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
by Leon Malick December 16, 2008
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)
by intemporal October 20, 2004
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A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
by Crash Different October 20, 2004
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The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.
Millennial: 'I suck'
by cheesenugget January 11, 2016
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Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
by JagdKommando May 25, 2006
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An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.
If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .
by Nay nay 34 June 04, 2016
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