As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
by Glinda October 03, 2005
The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
by MITCHELL July 12, 2005
Signature line by the character Fez of the TV show That '70s Show. No matter the conversation, it always ends when Fez says, "I said good day."
by Thomas Harper May 14, 2007
A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.
'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM
by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019
Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff October 29, 2015
Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.
by ambercake November 24, 2008