something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh
1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*
by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017
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Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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when you desperately need to fucking piss
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
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Doing too many things and having to emergency chill-out and slow down before you burn-out. From: Trucks use these to stop a runaway truck going downhill at 70mph and is losing control.
I was so damn busy these all weekend long, I need a runoff.
by al sleet October 19, 2010
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What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!
by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2017
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A very simple and effective way to get out of any awkward or "lame" confrontation. Best used to get out of a boring conversation.

Lame Person: "So yeah, and then I bought two more purses, one of them was pink-"
Bored Person: "Saweet, anyways I gotta go, I need cash."
by Kenbob March 18, 2008
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