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To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml
Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."
by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 09, 2016
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