by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.
Also see: That's what she said
Also see: That's what she said
Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"
Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"
(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"
Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"
(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
by Dean stu March 17, 2010
Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
by Rawr monkey June 16, 2010
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.
guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!
guy 2: yeah, i bet.
guy 2: yeah, i bet.
by spolice January 31, 2007
by eyayywyeeyay March 29, 2021
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
by sir curly January 26, 2007