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A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect
if one dares to look at it.
Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'
Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.
by The Hairy Chicken Monster February 02, 2005
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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