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A feigned rare condition used by infertile men in the senile stage of their life. It is an assumed macho excuse for their many failed marriages and sterility (which they perceive others to view as unmanly). First popularly used by Chevy Chase’s character, Pierce Hawthorne, in the NBC TV comedy Community, episode 2 ‘Spanish 101.’
Pierce: “What’s the moist-towelette industry like? Oh, believe me, it’s nothing like the product. Nah, it’s a hard…dry…large business. Destroyed all my marriages. ‘Course it didn’t help any that I can’t have children—I’m not sterile! In fact, it’s a rare condition called ‘hypervirility.’ Apparently my sperm SHOOT through the egg like bullets! Huh, can you believe that?”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”
by Amorphous Intelligence September 25, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018