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A song of worship to sing at church, or anywhere else for a good feeling usually, some well known hymns are Amazing Grace, How Great Thou Art, Blessed Assurance, Softly & Tenderly and Just as I am.
Zachary: I love to bounce to Bone Thugz n Harmony more than anyone, but I make time to listen to hymns good for the soul.
by ZachAttack94 September 26, 2018
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A very funny person who cares about so many people. Can be offensive without realizing it but he still has a big heart for other people. If you meet a Hymn, hug them so very hard because their smexyness is contagious. You can't let a friend like this go!
Person 1: Who was that awesome person that just went by? :O
Person 2: I think it was that Hymn guy! :3
by tormod smexy face April 28, 2013
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Hymn is a name given to a guy who wears sandals & socks. They are usually selfish but not very dangerous.

Hymns are usually talented musicians because their parents beat them.

Oh & btw the H is silent the name is pronounced "Shimo".
Guy: Sandals & socks wtf?
Girl: Yeah its another Hymn, do not worry they are harmless.
Girl 2: Just
by Bussyboy69 September 02, 2021
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One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
god damn, you are as f'd up as a hymn!
by Shroomie May 10, 2005
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