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A sexuality meaning that you will not date anyone unless they have good hygiene and bathe, wash and/or clean themselves regularly.
Dude 1: check out that chick, she's hot.
Dude 2: yuck, no way man, I'm a hygisexual. She needs to shower.
Dude 1: yeah, her hairs greasy enough to supply McDonalds for a month!
by km1968 April 15, 2015
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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