The basic bitch of water bottles. Typically used by the quirky/annoying girls who say things like, spill the Tea. They'll often protect it with their life despite the fact that it is usually protected by a warranty and they cover the entire water bottle in annoying stickers.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A metal water bottle (can also be used as a weapon) mostly used by VSCO girls

A stainless steel bottle that keeps your water cool in a hot summer day with no air conditioning and only the noise of the tv as you lay on the floor complaining of the heat...

A discraced item that arizonians used before the scary vsco girls took over them

“Sksksk and I oop”
I swear to fuck if I hear this once more I’m going to eat the barrel of my shotgun whist I pull the trigger.

An idiotic way to say water bottle. Hydro refers to the water and flask refers to the container.