When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it
Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'
by Phil228 June 26, 2015
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A nation created to let others drink water as free men.
Teacher: don’t drink water in class
Student: I can if I want I am a member of the Hydration Nation
by Hydration Man April 06, 2020
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A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.
Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.
by Anthony Frayn May 01, 2010
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The term often used by dan howell in his live streams.
Dan:"I'm going to go now and remember kids, stay hydrated!"
by derekthedimple April 14, 2017
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The act of slurping up the essence of the male genitalia

When said to you the speaker is implying that you should quote on quote “Suck some dick”
Tony:hey Gertrude

Gertrude:yes Tom

Tony:stay hydrated
by YourUncleMax February 13, 2018
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a status earned by the person who sucked the largest horse cock and took it up the butt by THE WEEKEND all the while understanding that the flood is coming while evaluating deep songs under the tree of knowledge.
Bro this kid is so hella hydrated he can hit that whip.
by DirtyKrebs May 12, 2015
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