A man who is married, but at times ventures outside of the union to explore other options.

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A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.

A man who calls himself a husband yet does not fulfill his obligations as one. Neglects his home, his duties as a provider, will not help with maintaining of finances and leaves the responsibilities of the future on his wife to shoulder alone. This man also has a habit of crediting himself for all of his wife's hardwork. He also has a habit of mentally abusing his wife and acting as the superior or authority in the household.

Michelle's husband is a reference to Barack Obama in hip hop and rap songs.

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.