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The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
by Anonomouslyinurpants November 15, 2010
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
by RevBroG November 22, 2015
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