Int:" One Direction is never getting back together..."
Me *lays in bed and thinks while staring into an abyss*:" That shit HuRtEd"

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

Blonde - "I fell down the stairs, that hurted"
Brunette - "Hurted? No, you mean it hurt"
Blonde - "No, it hurted, because it's in past tense"
Brunette - "Stupid blonde..."

I just popped my neck- that hurted.

Boy: I ate so much cheese that my stomach hurted
Girl: Don't you mean "hurt"?
Boy: No, it happened in the past, so it's "hurted"
Girl: Oh ok, you are so awesome.
Boy: Wrong, you mean to say "awesomest"
Girl: Thank you for correcting me
Boy: Your welcome

I hit my head on a corner of a cabinet and it really hurted

that book had hurted