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Quit being a hurtbag and take some shots!

by Binford August 09, 2003

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

hurt bag

1)A bag full of hurt.

2)Someone, whom of which is EXTREMLY annoying.

3)A person very gross or freakin' ugly.

Montgomrey: Look, look over there. That fat child eating chocolate is ugly.

Rick: To disagree with you would be a lie.

Montgomrey: Yes, he is quite a hurt bag.

by tony.217 January 19, 2007

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hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 02, 2004

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hurt bag

A hurtin ass motha fucka , simple as that

Some nigga that is hurtin' as fuck.

Can be white black hispanic asian rich or poor any hurtin ass motha fucka that does anything hurtin or act's in a hurtin ass way for example....

A rich white man who go's to the strippers and pays lots of dollaz to crackheads and cokehead strippers to get laid that's hurtin so therefore that motha fucka is a HURT BAG

A black kid who acts like a gangsta dress's like a gangsta jus to fit in an fufufill tha pussy ass black gangsta stereotype that motha fucka is a hurt bag

Other terms .... Hurtin , Hurtin Unit , Hurt Unit Hurt Bag Hurtin...

Can be white black hispanic asian rich or poor any hurtin ass motha fucka that does anything hurtin or act's in a hurtin ass way for example....

A rich white man who go's to the strippers and pays lots of dollaz to crackheads and cokehead strippers to get laid that's hurtin so therefore that motha fucka is a HURT BAG

A black kid who acts like a gangsta dress's like a gangsta jus to fit in an fufufill tha pussy ass black gangsta stereotype that motha fucka is a hurt bag

by Matt_frum_cokemonton December 05, 2008

hurtbag

Shedding as much responsibility as possible while whining incessantly when executing a specific action within list of responsibilities.

Stop being a hurtbag and do the dishes. Stop hurtbagging and clean the house.

by rileyUD October 14, 2010

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Hurtbag

1.) One who fancies himself as a heatbag.
2.) Wannabe Heatbag.

Daaaaammnn what a hurtbag.

by JejeKiller December 26, 2010

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