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The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.
Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.
by kevin12dr January 13, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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