Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.

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