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The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.
"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."
by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.
"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."
by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005
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lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile
Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page
by NPH July 18, 2005
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