Huon is a playful, teasing boy who makes friends everywhere he goes. He is kind, handsome and has a charming smile. Huon is not the sort of boy that lets anyone be alone. He will be with you when you are sad and won't leave your side until he cheers you up with bad jokes and his dry humour.

He is oblivious to the girls who all love him, thinking they are just his friends when they want more.When you see a Huon once you will want to see him again until you drive yourself mad just imagining his goofy smile.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A beautiful skinny man who does nothing but love all his friends. He is especially loving when drunk (especially to certain audrey individuals) and i wouldn't change him for the world. He is a truely fantastic and orgasmic individual.

Better than Elliott, Elijah and other god bearing names. Often used to describe a large strong woody tree that reaches to and above the heavens, people referred to as Huon's are large strong and tower above others.

A loving sweet caring boy who will love you unconditionally no matter what. A boy who is really good at sex and has a small elephant dick but is large for a human (small for the elephant). A Huon is a boy who will be there for you in every situation and call you if you ever just need someone to talk to. A Huon is sweet and caring and has amazing hair. A Huon will never let you down and will be the best friend everyone needs.

He is the coolest guy to be around and a party never starts until he arrives with his badass irish attitude. All the girls flock to cat fight over him until he breaks up the fight by saying he will be willing to do a raffle.
He performs like crazy in bed with his rhino penis and he has a different girl every week because of the blasted raffle he set up. He has his eye on one particular girl right now and if she asked he would fuck here in the pussy

A Crazy dude with no hair and has a big forehead. He has a bowl as his head and makes it look like he has an egg in each cheek.

He is an Eshay and always says ESHAYSSSS AND YEAH YEAH. Huon is a sick lad.