A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

When a good sir meets another good sir, they pull down their pantaloons and twist peepees.

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders

When you have explosive diarrhea all over someone’s chest and then you proceed to top said chest with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, and chopped almonds. You then put a bib on and proceed to say “let’s dig in!” As you ravenously dig in to this scrumptious dessert you have created.

When you're having sex with the other person on the stove, and you turn it on to see how long they can last.

if an individual predominantly from Hungary is acting rather strange and not responding to basic questions doctors can conclude that he has Hungarian IQ